Racist Microorganisms!
Racism at the lowest levels! Amoebas go to their kin when times get tough! It’s a beautiful thing - single-cell organisms practising Kinism. Call them “cellists”. My gosh, there are a bajillion gazillion of those things. The hate crime trials will probably take up most of next year. Look for the parameciums to demand integration when they see that amoebas have figured out how to weather hard times by living among their kin. The amoebas need to learn about diversity, don’t you know! Here’s an idea - take food away from the amoebas that worked for it and give it to the parameciums. We’ll call it “Cellfare”! Perhaps the parameciums in New Orleans will start demanding government-issue debit cards. . .
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